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I’ve been speaking my mom’s death into the universe for years, and at this point, I think the universe is scared of her.Įvelyn: This is totally different. Riley: I’ve been burned on books of secrets before. Specifically, you and me! After we absorb this book’s secrets, we’ll be comedic goshes! I’ll be the next Seinfeld and you can be my Kramer! Three stars.Įvelyn: I think you mean two stars. Riley: Well, I admire their resolve to get people to stop buying similar products. It’s the Lafferson Twins’ new release, “The Last Book on Comedy You’ll Ever Need.” SOUND: Pages as Evelyn levitates the book.Įvelyn: Listeners, I have purchased the last book on comedy that we’ll ever need. It might influence the show.Įvelyn: But what if they were a good influence? Riley: Oh, I don’t listen to other podcasts. Now, who the fuck are the Lafferson Twins?Įvelyn: They built the Ignore The Pain Podcast Network! They’re titans in our industry! They’re also the hosts of “Man, That Sucks” and “Knuckle Shuffle!”, among other comedy podcast hits! You really should know them.
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Riley: Y’know, the more I learn about your funeral, Hooper, the more I hope you never have another one. Riley: Sure, and the Undertaker runs actual funerals, too.Įvelyn: Yeah! He gave me a pretty touching service. Riley: You think he actually installs cable?Įvelyn: Duh! Do you think they’d let him lie about something like that on TV? Jokes, goofs, and cable installation! Get her done! And secondly, they’re only the funniest comedians since Larry the Cable Guy!Įvelyn: Exactly, and that’s saying something! Larry’s a triple threat.
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Have they heard of me? And if so, who’s asking?Įvelyn: Firstly, I’m asking. I get that you’re having fun, but I can’t feel those.Įvelyn: Tell me, have you ever heard of the giggle-tastic Lafferson Twins? Riley: Ev, you’re giving me a ghost elbow. I’m Riley, your best Ghoulfriend.Įvelyn: And I’m Evelyn! Your ghost host with the… jokes! Eh, Eh, Eh!Įvelyn: Eh! Do you get it, Riles? You get it? The jokes? Cause I’m gonna talk about comedy today?
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But when a Seattle physician flooded the ICU with laughing gas, his medical license was immediately revoked. Riley: One out of ten doctors say that laughter is the best medicine. Riley: What!? This isn’t a comedy podcast. Evelyn: Hey, hey, hey everyone, if you’re listening to this, it means you probably love to laugh!